Sheen went outside for a cigarette during Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final, apparently unaware of Staples Center rules against re-entry.
The "Anger Management" actor first tried to reason and plead to a pretty, pony-tailed guard in a red blazer, asking, "What does common sense direct?"
A moment later, he lost it.
His sexually explicit tirade was captured in a video posted on TMZ.
Sheen's pals tried keeping him away from paparazzi, but the actor wanted to make a point.
Sheen, 46, composed himself and looked directly into a camera, asking, "Is common sense and common courtesy, like, gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her."
"Let a guy back in the door he just walked out of, I mean come on," Sheen added. "Common sense, that's all."
The guard told cameras she gave Sheen a piece of her mind.
"Did you not hear me tell him to f*** off?" she said. "I don't care who he is."
